| About myself |
-*That's right! It seems like every second message I get is some sort of indecent proposal. I will not be objectified in such a rude and degrading manner. I'm not just a beautiful body!! I realize the tantalizing nature of my photos is difficult to resist, but gratuitous advances are insulting to my dignity and I will not stand for them. I was going to post swimming/bikini photos, which seems to be par for the course on this site, but I'm afraid it only exacerbates the problem. I'm sorry. I just had to get that off my chest. Now, if you choose to undertake the task of reading the remainder of this profile, you should be forewarned that the author of this text can be prone to scathing sarcasm, low brow humour, and a knack for being brutally honest. But hey, ain't that better than someone who has no sense of humour and tells lie after lie. I should also mention that I revel in using delinquent slang such as 'ain't.' Yah that's right, I'm a bit of a lazy girl when it comes to vocabulary. That's why I'm desired by more than a few lonely english teachers in town. But, enough about lonely teachers. Back to me, the subject of this profile. Along with the aforementioned qualities you'll find I'm intelligent, confident, mostly modest, and professionally successful. So, I could ramble on endlessly about myself, but I should probably say a word or two about what I'm looking for. Well, you should be smart, but not too smart. Attractive, but not too attractive. Athletic, but prone to bouts of laziness that might last anywhere from a few hours to a few months. You should be confident, but not so confident that you think you can do better than me. And hopefully, you smell nice too. So, there you have it. Now, what are you waiting for? Respond to this profile. Give me one good reason why you shouldn't. Just one. I'm waiting... *-<br><br>==========================&l t;br>-*Who I'd like to meet*-<br>FIRST DATE: Well, we'd probably meet for a drink. You'd sit down, and upon introducing yourself, would proclaim 'Wow, you look even more beautiful than your photos.' I would blush and smile and say 'Oh you.' We would order drinks. I would warn you not to get me drunk, as I don't put out on the first date. You appear disappointed when I say this, but are actually respectful that I have such a solid value system. As the minutes turn into hours, we engage in a lively conversation, touching upon a wide range of topics including movies and TV, contemporary music, origins of the universe and which Teletubby is the most flamboyant. 9 or 10 hours later, we finally decide we should call it a night. You say you had a good time. I echo those sentiments, and you thank me for not once throwing a drink in your face over the course of the evening. OK, so maybe this isn't the ideal first date, but what can I say? I was just joking. My profile is alll jokes, so dont think im C O C K Y or conceited plz, im really just a nice girl ♥<br>
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