| About myself |
<br><br><br> You know the most remarkable thing I have seen here?? those who gave themselves a 5 out of 5 in creativity and then decided to write "Hi" in their profile <br> <br><br>As my profile is getting longer and longer, I decided to add the addendums(ehehe) at the begining out of courtesy to my readers.<br><br>**If your profile contains the statement "I am not perfect", and enormous number of profiles do, you should be poked with a pen in town square repeatedly until blue ink and red markings cover all of you. It is beyond stating the obvious. It is taking it to absurd levels. It is like saying "the unique thing about me is that I have two listening devices attached to both sides of my head which are shaped like pastry"<br><br><br>Headon. Apply directly to the forehead<br>Headon. Apply directly to the forehead<br>Headon. Apply Directly to the forehead<br><br><br> <br>If you are the first person reading this, I don't like you. But if you are the second person, I have fallen for you. Unless of course you are the first person coming for a second chance in which case, I may reconsider my hatred towards you which will make the second person the third person so I LOVE the third person reading this. Unless of course the first one did not come again in whcih case, the third person, I am indifferent towards you.<br><br><br><br> wanted to edit this and add more but after clicking on the button, I realized that I am either not that creative or uninspired. Yes it is probably the latter. You simply do not provide the inspiration and motivation needed for my literary endeavors. So go ahead, read the same old profile again, watch the re-run you big bore. Just remember that you dropped the creativity ball, you broke the majestic link that binds all creators of beauty. That your dry and drought stricken dead sand desert that you call a soul, killed the very promising green flower of my ideas that was about to blossom.<br><br><br><br>&l t;br>Ah. I suppose It'd be more benificial for my profile to make others think than laugh? hmmmm I am suddenly not quite sure. After all, thought might be a harmful proposition to some here !!! ha ha<br><br>-<br>Conviction:<br >Why do very "Good Muslims" strive for "More or less religious" life partners? Does that not negate the point of religion? If it is absbolute goodness, the more of it, the better. If it is anything less than absolute good, you probably don't whole heartedly believe in it. ....<br>No no. Not objecting. But observing. Think. <br><br>-<br>Shallowness:<br& gt;"Fat Girls" and "Short Men" are mentioned in the same breath as liars and players :) Glad that moral compass has been checked and double checked... <br> Oh I may not be an exception. But worth pondering huh?<br><br>Perspective: I was in Starbucks and saw these two African ladies greet each other and kissed 15 times. No kidding. FIFTEEN times and then sat and ordered drinks...it seemed they suddenly lost interest in each other. Started reading the paper LOL.... I walked out with a smile on my face, laughing at them. Then I thought someone else might be walking out laughing at the Creepy Guy who stared and counted how many times two old ladies kissed each other. YIKES.<br><br><br><br>< br>-<br><br><br>About me:<br>I am VERY FUN and harmless (like a Bath tub toy, only less soapy).<br><br><br><br>< ;br><br>There are 11 reasons People seek entertainment and wisdom in others. <br><br>1. They chose to see perfection in others and thus spare themselves the labor of self critique. <br><br>2. They are afraid that by self relying, they might be left alone with the most dreadful company, themselves.<br><br><br><br> ;3. After being told 2 reasons, they keep reading and expecting to hear ELEVEN reasons from a stranger.<br><br><br>If you think, after reading my profile, that we would get along rather well and if you think you feel early signs of a potential bond between us and that we might make excellent friends, think back to the times you have been wrong in your life. This beats ALL of them. <br><br>Why am I here then you ask? Entertainment. Being read is even more fulfilling then reading (traumatic childhood, inattentive cat and a whole array of issues).<br><br><br>But if this evening or this afternoon has been particularly lonely for you, I am going to humor you and stroke that affection chord. Yes we are so very alike, separated by distance but from the same essence. I yearn for you like a poem wanting to be written, a song thirsting to be sung and a smile seeking lips to be expressed. Strangers we are but the undeniable and invisible warmth between us is beyond familiar. So intimate that somewhere reading this, the distinction between you and me faded and now it is all you; the person writing crap and the person buying it….<br><br><br><br>(Don 't simply send me a one liner with your email address asking me to write you back. Intrigue is cannot just be ignited on command. One has to earn it. )<br><br><br><br>Now close your eyes and ask me a question. <br><br>The answer is 4.8 <br><br>Right? :)<br><br>
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